Life on the road: what it's really like

It sucks. There's no heat. There's hardly any food. Your booking agent doesn't understand how maps work. "If it's further away on the map it's also further away in the real world", you say to him.

He gives you a look that reminds you never try to explain quantum entanglement to goldfish ever again. Then you suddenly realize after awakening from road stupor:

How come we're eating stale noodles and all those management douchetankers are snorting coke out of an albino's navel?

Where did they get the money for Das Deutchen Autos?

Who's paying for the Bolivian marching powder?

Really? Coke off of an albino? Really?

Go back to school. Get a job. Work with a bunch of yappy smarmoids. Record an album. Write a blog.

The people below do not in any way shape or form look like touring musicians. They appear to be well fed.

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